Wanted:"Free" Air Conditioner(8,000 to 10,000 BTU)& Phone Battery!

I am in search for a "Free" Window Air Conditioner(8,000 to 10,000 BTU)and a Telephone Battery (like the one pictured)the Battery Pack # is:BT162342 or BT 262342,for a cordless VTEC landline phone.I'm just an Old School Hippie who needs the help because i simply can't afford either items,so i'm hoping someone can help me out with this,it would be greatly appreciated.I am on a "Disability Pension",make only $724 a month and just a "Poor Simple Person" doing his best to explain my situation without negative feedback or replies.My health ain't the best but i'm a survivor,living one day at a time.I don't even have a pair of socks to wear because of my feet problems and because i only "Own" (1) pair of shoes(size 16),things are just hard to come by and "C'est la Vie" like they say,living life one day at a time instead of complaining!I hope that the help i need is understanding and being sincere on my part is just one good thing i like people to appreciate !Unfortunately,i don't own a Car and picking up is hard for me because of health!Thank you for your understanding and positive replies!P.S.I don't own a Computer and replies back might take a day or two,thanks for the patience!